new canaan

A place in Fairfield County that sucks at sports

Man, I wish I lived in Dairen, New Canaan sucks at sports!

by wkr October 5, 2007

Canaan

a squid.

Many canaans live in the Kosher seas

by lala135 February 25, 2009

canana

A retarded guy who can't say CANADA!!!

Alif & Bayu: Are u really from canada
Rickie: Yes!!!
Kai: No, he's from Canana!!!
Bayu & Kelvin: Stop being such a retard!!!

by Kelvin...,,,!!! April 16, 2008

Cantankerous Mailman

The act of force-feeding popsicles, ice cream, milk, milkshakes, or any other exceedingly cold consumable to a bitch, ho, or any other gender-impaired (i.e. female) person in hopes of giving them brainfreeze as a make-due date-rape. Usually used as a last resort if the roofies are not available, or one is simply low on funds.

Steven Tyler: Man, that bitch is off the heezy. Tell me you remembered my roofie-bagels.
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: I'm sorry sir, they're still in the toaster at home.
Steven Tyler: Shit. Well, did you at least bring an ass-load of Dippin' Dots?
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: Sure did. Are you thinking...
Both: Cantankerous Mailman!
Steven Tyler: Now that's what I call Sweet Emotion.

by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008

new canaan

A town in fairfield county. Think greenwich, take away the cool people, add hot prude bleached blond girls, add the gay "drama" from the OC, and u get new canaan.

new canaan trys too hard

by greenwich is better April 19, 2005

cantankerous

Someone who is old and crabby. Annoys you to no end.

OZK was being cantankerous when he refused to tell me what I wanted to know.

by JC Hats January 9, 2008

new Canaan

home to alll the rams who wish they were d-baggers.

d- baggers stink!!!!!!!!!!1

by Karl April 5, 2005