Callum 

Callum is a lad whose IQ is below 0, he likes to finger his dog,mother and farther. He recently came out the closet because his dad had him trapped in there.

Friend “hey have you heard of Callum”
Friend 2 “yeah he likes to finger his mum!”

Callum by BennTy August 26, 2020

Callum 

Callum is God's gift.
Any woman lucky enough to have him inside of them should feel amazed.
He also has very good balance.

Callum is the best at balancing

Callum by Godgift124 September 10, 2020

Callum 

All callums can balance very well

I want to be able to balance like callum

Callum by Godgift124 September 10, 2020

Callum 

Annoying,very very annoying, no one likes him except people like him tries to be normal but fails miserably

Fuck Off Callum

Callum by Stoinx But Grammar September 21, 2020

Callum 

Just gay I am not going to go on a 5 paragraph explanation but he is just gay it simple and eats dick cheese this is all fact

Idk man seems kinda Callum

Callum by Penrbrhr October 19, 2020

Callum 

A mediocre person who always wants to make people happy. On Saturday he goes off with his best friend.

Person 1: oi Callum

Callum: yeah
Person 1: how was Saturday?
Callum: very good thank you

Callum by Domestic violence November 4, 2020

Callum 

Callum is fat because he plays fortnite

Callum is fat

Callum by Yeet yeet and Yeet November 12, 2020