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A rare case in which a girlfriend enjoys playing Call of Duty with her boyfriend.

Guy 1: "Man I got Cod Blocked last night, my girlfriend wanted me to spend time with her..."

Guy 2: "Sorry to hear that dude, I was up all night freaking it with my girlfriend online!"

Guy 1: "Man your lucky....i wish my girlfriend were that cool." *Sadface*
I was up last night playing with my Call of Duty Girlfriend! :D
by Ladykikyo8 March 19, 2011
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Another installment to the lack-luster Call of Duty series followed by a legion of mindless fan boys who claim it is the best game in existence despite each new installment bringing next to nothing new to gameplay.

The game is literally alive only because of its multiplayer fandom.

It features what is typically seen with any Call of Duty game.

-A Lackluster Campaign with an incredibly dull story seen in many video games before. The series is seen to some as a rip off of most of the Tom Clancy Adaptations.

-Online Multiplayer broken by a series of easily fixable mechanics ranging from an unbalanced sandbox to incredibly skill-less tactics such as "No Scoping" and "Drop Shotting."
Fanboy: "Dude, I just got Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 and I'm going to jizz all over myself for nothing new and broken!"

Intelligent Gamer: "Ok, have fun with that. Oh, and leave my XBL party before you begin complaining and raging like you have with the last two games."
by Of The Ashkaari December 2, 2011
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Cock of Doody Modern Camp/Glitch/Hack/Mod-fest 2.
Possibly the game with the most OMADC campers, people runnning around knifing with commando, Hackers, and or Glitchers.
While playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 I was killed by an AC130 with infinite missiles, upon respawning I got noobtubed, I was then sniped by a guy 50 feet in the air using some hack
by DrBaus June 25, 2010
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God:Let's play "Call of Duty: World at War ."
God: Fuck, I just shot him 4 times with a bolt-action!
Timmy: Doesn't matter he has an MP-40; he does whatever the fuck he wants
God: Fuck this game!

Anybody that's not a fucktard: Have you ever noticed the MP-40 shoots a 9mm round yet, is the most powerful gun on this game?
Timmy:Doesn't matter he has an MP-40; he does whatever the fuck he wants
by bwomchickabowow March 22, 2009
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The 9th Call of Duty game developed by Treyarch...
Unlike Infinity Ward, Treyarch is doing something original to COD for a change and is placing the game in a futuristic setting.
Even though the game hasn't been released yet, Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3 fanboys have been giving it shit.

Please Treyarch, you are our last hope!
*IW releases MW3 (after doing adding nothing original and copying and pasting MW2)*

Fanbase:

OMG! T3hs game r t3h bst gamez evar!

MWthr3 4 lyphe!

lololol trik sawts r the beastzestz!

*Treyarch announces an original idea for the COD series, Call of Duty: Black Ops 2*

Fanbase:

Yur ruinin th3 call ov do0ty franchize!

This game Blows!

COD sucks!

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by NovaXP July 9, 2012
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In every lobby of the perfectly normal teenagers and young adults that just want to play their game, there’s also the 5 year old jackasses that think they’re hardcore playing a game aimed for people over 17, obnoxiously yelling, “I NOSCOPED U NOOB!!1!1!1!” Throwing a hissy fit whenever they get killed, making “yo mama” jokes that died in 2014 and insisting anything that’s not rated M is for babies when they are babies.
I don’t mind normal fans, but overly defensive Call of Duty Fanboys are annoying as hell.
by The only name not in use July 28, 2018
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The long word for CoDMW19
You: Hey dude, wanna play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2019

Friend: Bro, just use CoDMW19
by EEASAS August 26, 2021
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