Only state in the union that's more satisfied with itself than Texas, Virginia, and all of the New England States combined.
by hoboace November 13, 2007
the 31st state to be admitted to the u.s.. home to about 40 million people, most of whom were actually born in other states, especially arizona. Also home to a disproportionate amount of pollution, traffic jams, gang activity, drugs, riots, earthquakes, mudslides, wildfires, superficial people, monotonous weather, hollywood, water and power shortages...
by deeznutz May 08, 2003
by Meleeah May 12, 2007
best state in america! where all the real gangstas live. fuck all you fake east coast bitches from new york!
by SMgangsta760 January 14, 2005
a state full o f ditzy slutts, fucked up guyz who think there punk and rich ppl who dont give a shit bout anybody else!!!
california-definatly not the golden state
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
State that claims to have happy cows, but is actually lying. Thinks it makes better cheese than Wisconsin.
by darkbluerabbit October 02, 2006
The main hq for liberal beliefs and socialism in the United States. Their state government is very deeply in debt and wants to have the the rest of the states bail them out. Colleges in cali are the breeding grounds for sjws.
Good thing Trump won the election! If Hillary had won the USA would be like cali, covered in shit and needles.
There are so many regulations in california I had to move my business, lucky for me texas is the best state, has the least regulations and is not too far away.
I feel like we would be better off if california left the union.
God knew that california would end up being the worst place on earth, thats why he added the fault line.
Another place where government officials make much more than the citizens and pay the least in taxes.
A beautiful state but like the jail in monopoly you are better off just passing through.
There are so many regulations in california I had to move my business, lucky for me texas is the best state, has the least regulations and is not too far away.
I feel like we would be better off if california left the union.
God knew that california would end up being the worst place on earth, thats why he added the fault line.
Another place where government officials make much more than the citizens and pay the least in taxes.
A beautiful state but like the jail in monopoly you are better off just passing through.
by Dositio June 29, 2018