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paint the ceiling

Whack off. Most commonly in a lazy boy armchair.
I think im gonna stay in tonight, pop in a porn and just paint the ceiling
by Col. John C. Hosebag July 18, 2006
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lickin' the ceiling

when you're high on cocaine or similar stuff and you go to bed and you're so excited that you can't sleep and it takes you hours awake looking up to the ceiling till you fall asleep.
-I'm gonna get cocaine from Roger for tonight, you want some?
-no way, i don't want to spend the after hours lickin' the ceiling when i get home
by FrankieHamish January 12, 2007
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Is that what they're calling it these days

1) An expression of surprise at slanguage one hasn't heard before, especially when it's obviously sexual or scatological in nature.

2) A tongue in cheek way of turning an ordinary comment into a double entendre by implying the above.
Dude, I'm heading home. I'm gonna go online and play some World of Warcraft.

Oh really? Is that what they're calling it these days?
by BornBlitzed January 19, 2011
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No Ceilings!

When an original song begins to play in a public setting that Lil' Wayne has covered on his mixtape "No Ceilings", one may yell the statement "no ceilings!". This reminds all listeners in the vicinity that when Lil' Wayne took the same beat from the original song and put in his own lyrics, he made it twice as fresh.
Let's say you're at the club and Swag Sufin' by F.L.Y. starts to play. Now as we all know, Lil' Wayne beasted on this beat on the album "No Ceilings", one may now yell the term "no ceilings!" to remind everyone that F.L.Y. has been outdone.

Lynn- "Hey Kenny, is that the song Ice Cream Paint Job by Dorrough coming on the radio?

Kenny- "Why yes it is Lynn, no ceilings!"
by Brad Mcdouche November 9, 2009
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Calling Cassandra

Named after the Greek prophetess. When you first warn someone about the trouble you see ahead.
“I’m calling Cassandra on this relationship right now. You’ve only been dating for 8 weeks and she’s borrowed over $10,000 from you. This is going to get worse, I’m warning you now.”

When I get into work tomorrow I’m going to call Cassandra on that cheap ass new bookkeeping program my boss bought. I can just see it crashing now and causing all sorts of hell for us.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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Mississippi Ceiling Dangler

When a man suspends himself from a ceiling fan in such a fashion that he lays parallel to the ground, and his cock and testes dangle. A woman, or man, who is underneath the suspended then proceeds to bat at the cock and testes as a cat would a toy.
The guys on Grissam's CSI Squad were pretty unhappy about that last case they had off the Strip. His balls were scratched to hell and they had a hell of a time getting him down off that fan. Guess it was a Mississippi Ceiling Dangler gone postal.
by Sturdy Danny McGee December 8, 2009
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calling dinosaurs

violent vomiting usually (but not always) accompanied by some sort of vocalization. Usually associated with the overindulgence of alcohol.
Tabitha was in the bathroom calling dinosaurs because she drank too much.

That party was off the hook, I drank so much I called dinosaurs.
by sinister sam February 4, 2010
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