When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.
Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank
by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022
by Garfibromyalgia June 10, 2022
Someone who really likes Little Caesars and says "pizza pizza" in a normal sentence. Usually a kid but if they work at Little Caesars they have the brain size of a kid.
"Hey Lena how is your job at Little Caesars? I hope your not a Little Caesars Kid."
"Pizza pizza"
"Fuck you."
"Pizza pizza"
"Fuck you."
by SolidarityPoint November 21, 2022
Someone who is nicknamed Toolie, and considers themselves to be akin to Julius Caesar. Most likely very sly, sharp-tongued, handsome in real life, very smart (doesn't matter if book smart or street smart), very dominant, and probably excels in sports.
Guy 1: "Hey, Toolie. Why do you have a Julius Caesar profile picture?"
Guy 2: "Because I'm Toolius Caesar."
Guy 2: "Because I'm Toolius Caesar."
by ad;oiadkjadaakjdhaskhaksjd August 26, 2021
by Why_am_i_here123 October 24, 2019
by alexceaser April 16, 2014
The act of having intercourse in public through the female unzipping her jeans and the male entering through the oepning and continuing to the vagina .
Beatrice was feeling hot and bothered in the park after a cold lunch and Larry suggested giving her a Caesar’s wallet . “One would love a ceasars wallet right now “
by JizzyTim May 30, 2018