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Eating crackers

Not doing shit, lazy, unproductive.
Jason was supposed to be to work by 9:00, but instead that mother fucker is eating crackers again.
by Yessssss Michigan April 4, 2018
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Crackerstan

That place Crackers need to get back to when they're being hella racist or just plain cracked out. A play on the name of the country Pakistan or Uzbekistan.

Where Crackerstanis come from.
You're being hella racist. Why don't you fuck off back to Crackerstan where they keep all the human garbage like you!
by COCK PVNCH July 24, 2014
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Crackers

A whole group of crackheads that can depend and trust eachother. Even though they might be very crazy, they’re always by each others sides and they get through things together. There are many jokes between them and they bond amazingly. If someone calls you a cracker, you’re special lmao
“I want to be in their group!”
“Who doesn’t, they’re the crackers!”
by poopnuggets7 October 17, 2019
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Crackerslacker

When you start having anal sex but are unable to finish
Last night I put it in her ass, but she was so tight I lost my hard-on. I guess you could call me a crackerslacker.
by Sweet@$$poisob August 17, 2020
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Crackers

Means something is insignificant and bland, since crackers are not even good enough to be considered "cookies".
"Andy, no one remembers that you were accidentally unmuted in Physics. You are making a big deal out of crackers."
by C.Defines March 16, 2021
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Pocket Crackers

Another term for condoms, used in reference to the the fact that you keep condoms in your pocket, and crack open the packaging. It also references the square shape that condom packages share with saltine crackers. Typically used in rural Pennsylvania.
Our late-night date was put to a halt when we realized I completely forgot to buy pocket crackers.
by ladyzoe December 27, 2016
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Shit Crackers

a phrase that is used much like "Son of a bitch." Used mostly to discribe disappointment.
I walked to my car in the parking lot and said "Ahhhhh Shit Crackers!" due to the fact that someone had keyed my honda.
by Mike Lent October 30, 2003
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