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Whoopi Cushion Sex

A large amount of Air leaving the Vagina while having Sex resulting in extended and multiple female Queefing.
My eyes rolled back in my head having Whoopi Cushion Sex last night.
Here's how to do it...
Step 1: Pump-Her-Up. I prefer doggy style, insert in and completing out with shallow slow thrusts. Depending on how big this bitch is you might need a lot of pumping!

Step 2: Lay her stomach on something solid. Like moving from her knees to flat on the bed.

Step 3: Push into her Deep and feel the Air Fly!

Step 4: Experience the best orgasm ever. It's like having your dick wrapped in a pussy while a spa jet blast your cock.

Step 5: Thank her and tell her we need to do that again!
by cletis! May 31, 2015
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whoopie cushion

Oh no i tripped over whoopie cushion . OOF
by WallaceTheDuck101 December 14, 2018
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Douche Cushion

The facial hair of someone who is a douche. Can be used to refer to the facial hair or the individual that douchily wears it
Guy 1: Rambling about douchey financial job that takes advantage of struggling companies. Bragging about laying people off and making money of peoples pain

Guy 2: “is that douche cushion to shield your lips from all the dicks you suck all day? You f’kn douche cushion”
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A burst cushion.

Look at the state of that girl at the bar her belly is hanging out like a burst cushion.
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cushty

pron. "coosh-tee" or "coosh-dee" dep. on spelling

Means: good! Great! Sound! Brilliant!

Common in Portsmouth dialect. Often heard in the phrase "Cushty Mush" or "Cushty Mushdy" meaning "nice one mate"
Cushty, I got paid early this month!
by Henderson101 May 10, 2010
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