Brownie Crust

Pale brownish flakes found around the anus are from a lack of anal hygiene.

Hey man, I heard you tried anal with Britney last night.
No, when we got back to my place I found out she had a brownie crust.

by Brownie Muncher April 18, 2018

pizza crusted

When you get owned or served

J-this test is so stupid
M-just like you
S-ooo you just got pizza crusted

by Dhpickle October 25, 2015

crust creep

When pizza parlors give you less sauce and cheese because of the recession and your pizza increasingly becomes more bread than topping

Excuse me, Tony, could you put a little more sauce and cheese on this pizza? I seem to be experiencing crust creep here!!!

by penintheback December 13, 2010

Crust Meist

Something or someone that is astonishingly crusty, filthy, and/or repulsive.

“Ewwww, crust meist”
“Get your toes away from me crust meist!”

by Crustmeister6000 May 30, 2023

Jeebus Crust

A expression often used by people in a Christian environment as a term of expressing frustration or surprise while not offending Christians or actually invoking the lords name.

"Ah! Jeebus Crust that hurts like hell"

by Uninteresting Bird November 9, 2022

Crust Paste

moist ointment for your crustiness.

Can you pass the crust paste? My weave is getting crusty again.

by lol times 10 May 10, 2014

ocean crust

When a sailor craps on your grave

Some guy ocean crusted on your moms grave

by African white boy September 21, 2013