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Crusades

when the pope needs power he usually did one

using religion as a reason to take massive amounts land from people
Example 1:

Monarch1: How did you become an emperor dude, weren't you a duke?

Monarch2: I paid some mercenaries and participated a lot in a crusade

Example2:

Guy: Do you know the crusades, they were absolutely barbaric, right?

Other Guy: Yes, i know these. I agree
by ordepthegreat March 19, 2022
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Crusader Vagina

It means something that looks like a vagina through clothes
"Hey Kyle, Look at Leon's Crusader Vagina"
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Crusader

A attractive person who suits up in nice clothes to go and fuck the shit out of a fat girl
Omg! LOOK at Derek he is such a crusader he's all dressed up, took try and fuck Becky whos got bigger thighs than she does boobs
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Crusader Moment

1. When someone doxes an innocent person for no reason.

2. You have someone's life in your hands in a malicious manner.
1.

Friend 1: Hey have you heard what one guy did?
Friend 2: What did he do?
Friend 1: He pulled a Crusader Moment on Jellybean!
Friend 2: Ban him rn!

2. Hey guys I pulled a Crusader Moment on this person because I hate her and now her life is at my hands MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Crusader

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Crusader Kings 2

Addictive as hell PC video game about some random people from the medieval era
Bobby: i just murdered a family of five in some prison on crusader kings 2
Jim: please get mental help
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Crusades

I mean... Morality aside... Pretty badass though right? I think I would have made a good crusades guy.
Hym "Seriously. If I would have been a part of the crusades I'd be all 'FOR JESUS!!!' and the villagers would be all 'ARRGH! JESUS NOOOOOOOO!!' and then some guy would come out of nowhere and be all 'Allahu Akbar!' and he'd stab me and I'd be like 'BLEERGH!' and then I'd be dead...
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