Crocodile Prayer

A particularly intentional effort by someone religious to express very publicly and loudly their intention to "pray" for their opposition/target of their aggression in a disingenuous attempt to appear righteous

"I will pray for you so that the lord may save you from yourself" = a crocodile prayer

-insert any aggressive or faked expression of religious faith driven wording to use their religion against others-

by HiddenVisage June 8, 2024

crocodile ID

To check the sex of someone when gender is questionable. As did Crocodile Dundee in the 80s movies.

I saw this "woman" at the club last night. I was going to give her the Crocodile ID but she left with some dude. I guess I will never know if it was a man or woman.

by Hoorah John July 17, 2023

Crocodile Crump

When you give oral to a man and you accidentally bite him, or you’re being too teethy.

Zack: Yea man, last night Tina crocodile crumped me
Josh: Well damn! So did Emma.

by urbfssidebae August 5, 2022

crocodile

when you want to ensure people know how good or great something tastes (because crocodile nuggets are delicious!)

yo my wife made me a breakfast burrito and that ish was CROCODILE!

by boxerstang March 27, 2024

Crocodilation

The process of which one's skin grows too thick (metaphorically) to the point where they don't feel anything anymore,
i.e, they don't give a fuck about anything anymore.

- What is wrong with Sebastian today? He didn't get upset when I broke his monitor.
- He has been feeling down latley. He is suffering from Crocodilation. He is fucking numb.

by Master Of All Crocodiles December 10, 2023

crocodile dancing

can be seen on the Giphy app on apple, as a crocodile which SOME people claim to be walking but is indeed dancing ( crocodile dancing)

Lauren was indeed right because the crocodile was dancing (crocodile dancing)

by crocodile dancer March 6, 2020

Crocodile Rock Paradox

The notion that every Elton John more or less sounds like crocodile rock

“This song sounds an awful lot like Crocodile Rock…”
“It’s an Elton John song, of course it does! You’ve never heard of the ‘Crocodile Rock Paradox’?”

by Matty Booboo July 24, 2022