Congentium

A group of fellow men, endeavoring upon a divine quest or embarkment to achieve a common goal (drinking, athletic competitions, mastication, etc etc etc...)

When one member of the congentium finishes a hop-brewed beverage, by any means, containing at least 4.5% alcohol, all assembled members of the party raise their fists in the feat at which has been accomplished and join together in a unified fist bump in righteous-manly hood

by Stephen&Matt February 18, 2009

congratulations

used in any circumstance as a substitute for the phraze 'well done'

congratualtions... you've got your trophy

by Carter May 20, 2004

Conga

....A yell meant to congratulate someone...on a broken toe nail or for giving birth or wolfing down a burrito in 10 seconds or riding a bull for 8 seconds or passing wind in under a second noiselessly..

Conga mate!!! I didn't hear it but I sure smell it.

by iceman1415 November 29, 2010

mouth congress

The kama sutra blowjob. This includes the steps of:
The nominal congress
Biting the sides
Pressing outside
Pressing inside
Kissing
Rubbing
Sucking a mango fruit
Swallowing up

My girlfriend is a mouth congress expert.

by Compoura October 22, 2009

congrats

Abbreviation for 'congratulations'

"Jon, congrats on the RC job"

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

congradufuckinglations

When u congradulate someone after u know your the one that should be congradulated not there stinking ass.

congradufuckinglations asshole u beat me at my own game.

by christian fernandez March 14, 2005

congo cock

Congo Cock; an extremly large penis, similar in length as a stallion horse when completley erect.
The congo cock has been known to be as long as 2 meters. The tribesmen found deep in the heart of the congo rainforest, claim to have such giant penis' because of a secret plant they consume.

William has an almighty congo cock, the length of a hosepipe.

by William Nash November 25, 2007