by yourspecialchildrapistnextdoor May 22, 2010
Get the coated balloonmug. 
This refers to an object of value or utility that has been generously smeared with fresh feces, especially as an act of revenge.
Philo: "Oh, man - some poor asshole woke up the whole campsite this morning,... he was crying out, 'Aw FUCK! Oh, NO! I don't believe it! FUCK, no!' ...It turned out someone had chocolate coated every inch of the outside of his tent."
Phineas: "Whoa, and you're not actually talking about chocolate, are you... ...that's some harshly fucked up shit!"
Philo: "Exactly! I don't ever want to meet whoever it was he pissed off."
Phineas: "Whoa, and you're not actually talking about chocolate, are you... ...that's some harshly fucked up shit!"
Philo: "Exactly! I don't ever want to meet whoever it was he pissed off."
by QuietReflection October 19, 2010
Get the Chocolate Coatedmug. Whereas sugar coating involves omitting or downplaying information to make it more palatable, stevia coating is purely additive, preserving all of the original detail, but serving it alongside more pleasant, funny, or comforting information.
Example:
True statement: "She didn't call back because you freaked her out with all the muppet-themed foreplay."
Sugar coated statement: "She might feel awkward because you came on a little strong."
Stevia coated statement: "You have a good heart, and a charming personality, but when you try to bring in Muppet stuff so soon, it leaves them with a weird impression. If you hold off on that until they know you really well, girls will be swarming you in no time."
Example:
True statement: "She didn't call back because you freaked her out with all the muppet-themed foreplay."
Sugar coated statement: "She might feel awkward because you came on a little strong."
Stevia coated statement: "You have a good heart, and a charming personality, but when you try to bring in Muppet stuff so soon, it leaves them with a weird impression. If you hold off on that until they know you really well, girls will be swarming you in no time."
"I usually stevia coat bad news"
"My family never sugar coats anything, but for us, stevia coating is a time-honored tradition."
"My family never sugar coats anything, but for us, stevia coating is a time-honored tradition."
by Cato the Lesser December 2, 2020
Get the Stevia coatingmug. To dress up something nasty so as to make it more palatable. Updates the anachronistic phrase, "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear". Essentially, while brown is an amalgam of many colours, the process of separating colours into Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet creates an object which is pretty on the outside but, nasty on the inside.
Hayley: Well you know me, I don't colour-coat things!
Adam: WTF?
Hayley: Eat seven different colour fruits and poo them out, it's still poo. No matter how you colour-coat it, it's still shitty on the inside.
Adam: That's disgusting!
Hayley: So you know what I mean - you've tasted it before?
Adam: WTF?
Hayley: Eat seven different colour fruits and poo them out, it's still poo. No matter how you colour-coat it, it's still shitty on the inside.
Adam: That's disgusting!
Hayley: So you know what I mean - you've tasted it before?
by Patrechisms April 30, 2014
Get the Colour-coatmug. Bill forgot to bring a jacket to the festival. No problem... he simply headed for the bar and put on his hobo coat.
by Csm1967 November 21, 2013
Get the hobo coatmug. The outer garment you are wearing when you're spoiling for a fight, which you thrust upon the floor in rage prior to the blows (physical or verbal) you rain down on your nemesis.
by Disco duck January 16, 2016
Get the Scuffle Coatmug.