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christopher paolini

Asshole writer bitch, wrote Eragon. Stole ideas from Ursula Leguin, J.R.R. Tolkien and myriad other authors.
Guy 1- I loved Eragon
Guy 2- I liked it when it was called earthsea.
Guy 3- Guy 1 sucks.
by That guy with the disease September 2, 2005
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Dirty Christopher

This is when an intoxicated male attempts to make a Dirty Sanchez and instead leaves his mark on a wall or headboard.
He was so drunk he missed the mark and left a Dirty Christopher on my wall.
by Dirty Jan June 16, 2009
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Christopher

He is the best guy ever. He may have a temper if someone makes him mad and upset but deep down he is the sweetest person ever. He is outgoing & can make anyone laugh. A Christopher has a very open and amazing personality. He is sexy && a great kisser. They can make your day a little brighter .(:

They love to be by your side through everything and when your down they are there to build you up.

The can break you down but they will regret it.

He is great at everything && in bed ;)
You will always have fun with a Christopher (:

He loves his girlfriend Kaitlyn .<3
As his girlfriend is lonely Christopher will call and brighten up your day !
by katie-lynn(: May 9, 2011
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Christopher

I love sausages!
Are you a Christopher?
by I_WANT_LOUKANIKO4lyf October 25, 2011
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Christopher

Christopher is a boy. He is something special.
He is smart,and funny, and completely adorable.
Guarenteed you will not meet anyone like him in your lifetime, so if you do meet him, you should be greatful.
He is a good friend and he would do anything for anyone, especially Katelyn :P. Christopher is awesome. love him.
oh-em-gee, he is such a Christopher
by Katelyn-xo. February 28, 2009
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christer

A Christian who preaches the "Word" to unwilling participants
The Jehovah's Witness guy kept bothering me...
I killed that fucking Christer
by orion_ktulu1 January 28, 2006
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christer

Don't bother arguing with that guy; he's a christer.
by m3j July 1, 2005
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