Disney Channel

The gayest TV channel ever. No one should watch it.
Guess what? I watch MTV. You should try it too!

My input on some of the shows:
The Suite Life Of Zack and Cody: Dylan and Cole Sprouse are the gayest boys ever. And their show is dumb. It is not funny. It is sad and retarted.
Hannah Montana: HOLY CRAP! I HATE IT! I ALSO HATE MILEY CYRUS!
That's So Raven: Sad....very...sad. Gay...very...GAY!
I am sure that there are more, I just didn't feel like continuing the list. Well, now you know why Disney Channel is gay.

by tilatequilafan555 January 16, 2008

Clear channel

Clear channel

The company that pays people to act like a big pile of gay.

''Dude who is that J-Dizzle cracker motherfucker we are listening to?''

''I don't know but by the sound of it it seems like he works for Clear channel''

by Your Mom in a bikini July 8, 2006

channel 5

Don't know cos i've never been able to receive it.

My Mate: Whats on 5?
Me: Don't know, and never will.

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

disney Channel

Crappy TV channel where people are afraid from falling down 2 inches and is more cheesy than every cheese factory in Wisconsin and ALWAYS FUCKING PLAYS A LAUGH TRACK EVERY 00000000000.1 SECOND

Person 1: that thing is as bad as disney channel
Person 2: Yes indeed

by User010 March 4, 2021

Anchor Channel

An anchor channel is the television station that you stay on while searching for something better to watch. The show that is on isn't your favorite show, but it's enough to hold you over until you find something better to watch.

"Man, I can't find anything good to watch."
"Just use ESPN as your anchor channel, bro."

by ldogg7878 March 30, 2009

channel flooding

Peeing in, not on. Recipient orifice can be oral, vaginal, or anal.

Sally advanced from golden showers to channel flooding when she let Bob pee in her vagina.

by PennHub May 3, 2021

fishbowl channel

A particularly shitty YouTube channel that should be observed and laughed at, but not interacted with in any way. Typically controlled by a squeaker.

Nah, that's a fishbowl channel! Just laugh, don't mess with it.

by TheQuack45 April 1, 2015