Captain Vape

Superhero who vapes all the time and gets into trouble with the law and anti vape communities/extremists

The main protagonist of his own comic book series.

Invented by dr J

Captain vape is the illest superhero of the modern day era, puts every other hero to shame

Girl 1: omfg I’m soooo into comics now I need a good read

Guy 1: you should read captain vape?

Girl 1: wtf is that??! It sounds silly

Guy 1: just trust me, it’s worth the read, super entertaining

Girl 1: uh ok, I guess

*finishes reading*

Girl 1: ZOMG I LAVVVVV CAPTAIN VAPE!! He’s the greatest superhero of all time!!!!!!!!!!

by SavesomepU$$y4therestofUS January 27, 2022

Captain Twistie

Captain Twistie is a Revenant perceived as a dysphoric entity that pervades your consciousness. A powerful negative energy that's never far off.

Captain Twistie haunted your waking dreams.

by Shougo February 5, 2022

Data Cap

A poor and thinly veiled attempt by internet service providers to keep costs down and limit services by blaming users for using "too much bandwidth", despite receiving billions in government subsidies meant to expand and improve national internet infrastructure, but which were instead maliciously pocketed by internet service executives.

Customer: "How the fuck am I over my monthly data cap?"

Internet Service Representative "If you would just look right here in the contract you signed, we can arbitrarily fuck you over by making up whatever numbers we want. And we don't care if we get caught because whatever penalties we pay is a tiny fraction of the profit we make from our illegal schemes."

by PortableBacon June 22, 2019

Captain Ganja

Famous pirate radio announcer who ran Radio Free Euphoria. His programs were aimed at reforming marijuana use laws and were often laced with great psychedelic rock music and humor.

For a while, WBCQ used to air both old and new programs from Captain Ganja.

by pentozali November 27, 2006

capflag

Capflag is an innovative, hat mounted clip-on flag made from durable lightweight plastic imprinted with high resolution, full color vinyl flag messages. Capflags are great for promotions, sporting events, political rallies and are a perfect way to show pride or special acknowledgement for any event or cause.

The baseball fans showed their support for their team by wearing their capflag during the playoffs.

by Alabama, cutie of the month April 26, 2009

Captain Kangaroo

1 of the longest running children's TV shows, 1st episode Oct. 3, 1955. Bob Keeshan starred as Captain Kangaroo & at age 29 he dyed his hair gray to appear more "grandfatherly". His sidekick Mr. Green Jeans (he did wear green jeans overalls!) was played by Hugh Brannum. A few of the main characters were Mr. Moose, Mr. Rabbit, & Grandfather clock.

Captain Kangaroo was so popular & many, many kids watched it & were highly entertained; a great show!

by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Battle Captain

In a deployed HQ, there is one person who's job it is to make shit happen. This is the Battle Captain & it is a thankless task, involving many hours without sleep, trying to get more senior officers to stop dicking around & actually concentrate on the task in hand. If everything goes swimmingly, the same senior officers get the credit but if it all goes to ratshit, the Battle Captain has his or her buttons cut off, sword is snapped & they are sat on their horse backwards & paraded out of camp

"This is a rolling goatfuck & we are all going to die" followed by "let's blame the Battle Captain".

by Bumsnorkler March 22, 2019