Designer Dog

A term used by scam artists to charge exorbitant prices for mutts.

My friend tried to sell me a Labradoodle for $1000 calling it a designer dog. I told him that the difference between a $50 dog and a $500 dog were papers and you can't get no papers on a mutt.

by Diasent January 8, 2015

designer jeans

A 90’s term to describe an expensive pair of jeans. Term still used be middle aged adults.

Like oh my god are those designer jeans?

Yes they are Calvin Klein jeans!

by 90’s Kid May 3, 2018

Designated driver

Those life-saving nerds.

I was too drunk to drive, so it's a good thing Poindexter was around to give my sorry ass a lift home.

by Maximus December 21, 2004

designated hitter

someone who masturbates while watching two men have sex with each other

"Brock and Mike were having sex and they wanted me to join in, but I was only comfortable being a designated hitter."

by matty fantastic September 10, 2005

Designated Driver

A habitual drinker who is immune to the effects of alcohol.

Good thing our designated driver has only had 10 shots because I'm fuckin wasted!

by ItsHydeyoubitches August 10, 2008

Designated Driver

The act of steering a car from the passenger seat while the driver performs oral sex on the passenger.

man, last night i got a designated driver from Kim..i almost lost control of the car when i nutted.

by K-Beck July 4, 2009

web design

A class that you dick around in

What did I miss in web design?
Nothing all we did was dick around

by Slickdick January 31, 2016