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Butcher's Apron

A particularly spiteful sexual act necessitating the consumption of large amounts of red meat prior to engagement in coitus. One must then seduce a strict vegetarian, a vegan being of additional value. Having done so, begin the process of intercourse. In the midst of your passionate love making, induce vomiting, covering your partner in a meaty paste. Be sure to apologize, stating something along the lines of "I had a bunch of meat for dinner, must have messed with my stomach". Enjoy the ensuing revulsion.
Bro, I totally gave that PETA chick a butcher's apron. She cried for hours!
by Sir Reist December 12, 2010
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Luke, aka the Butcher of the Mount

Is a man that was from rural Kentucky, served in the US infantry and earned him his famous nick name by having over 14 confirmed kills, 4 of them being killed with a massive combat knife he welded at times.He's been on the Department of Homeland Security watch list since its birth, considered to be a threat cause of his training. Officers that were in command during his deployments said" on a day to day basis he was a easy going guy, when bullets started flying he was more of a force of nature than a man".
by Gen.Petreaus February 20, 2011
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shady butcher

shady butcher a term for someone who is homosexual

shady butcher likes gettin his meet delivered to the back door
by nicky25 May 21, 2008
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rusty butcher

The act of anal intercourse followed by gnawing of the providers penis. Teeth marks and blood must be present
a rusty butcher is defined as while mark is performing anal intercourse after ejaculation with Jane he proceeds to remove his penis from Janes anus and insert it into her mouth and Jane proceeds to gnaw on marks penis like a corn on the Cobb (gj) (dd)(sr) (cw)
by Rusty Butcher May 31, 2017
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Sneaky Butcher

1) A man of the meat trade who is sly by nature.
2) A lady's man who has more than one woman on the go at the same time, but keeps this fact to himself through the cunning art of being sneaky.
1) Mr Bloggs the butcher only gave me four and a half pounds of brisket instead of five! That butcher is sneaky!
2) Ben really is a sneaky butcher; you never know where he'll put his meat!
by dan258 December 11, 2003
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Butcher's Apron

The person you date to cover up the fact that you're a sociopath and don't care about anyone, including them.

A sociopath's version of a beard.
Dan's an "interesting guy." Have you met this week's butcher's apron? Why she isn't running for the hills I just don't know.
by Feckless Wonder October 21, 2020
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Butchers Winnet

1. A small collection of feacal matter attatched to the anal web of a meat chopper.
2. A term used to describe a certain quantity of meat.
She was as skinny as fuck, I kid you not lads, she was practically dead. I've seen more meat on a butchers winnet.
by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005
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