wood butcher

A carpenter who can easily cost you an arm and leg if you hire him. Instead of building with wood he butchers it

Had a guy build me a flight of stairs after climbing them they broke in the middle I could have killed myself. Turns out he cut most of the stringer support away not leaving enough to support any weight hence he was not a carpenter but a wood butcher

by Johnbarney September 29, 2006

The Kosher Butcher

The "kosher butcher" is a particular type of sex move whereby you slit a girl's throat while you fuck her doggy-style.

http://www.anarchistoutpost.com/2009/04/kosher-butcher.html

So I was deep dicking her brown eye, swinging her back and forth against me, and then I slit her throat. It's the kosher butcher because you have to drain the blood before you eat the meat.

by Cornelius Jannik Katt April 2, 2009

German Butcher

When you stuff you're sausage into the Glory Hole at rest stop.

I gave myself a German Butcher at that last rest stop.

by Mr. Kittles July 24, 2009

Butchers Dog

A male/female of a rather promiscuous demeanour who has higher than average amount of notches in his/her bedpost.

"Man, I think Karen wants a bit of you."
"Karen? No way man, she's had more sausage than a butchers dog!"

by The Scratching Post April 26, 2013

butchered

To pussy out or epically fail, specifically in terms of drinking alcohol.

'ugh, steve totally butchered it last night. no chance of me finishing.'

'completely butchered that pint, couldnt even down it.'

by LMCK May 16, 2010

butcher

a scrub that loves men, i mean its like CRAZY. You cannot be cool with butchers...

dude that kis is a butcher

by Butassssaa August 26, 2006

butchers slab

The mess left on the sheets and matress by the female population once a month.

urghh Trev., it was horrible.., I woke up in a bed like a butcher's slab.

by Neil H. May 24, 2004