Buttering the Popcorn

The cum covered body of the person in the center of an orgy.

Friend: Dude, where were you last Friday?

You: We were buttering the popcorn in the locker room.

by Themadpotato55 May 24, 2017

Nipple buttering

The buttering of the nipple and/or surrounding skin. This serves as a moisturizer and lubricant for sexual activities.

The couple found the practiced 'nipple buttering' technique provided the most pleasurable sexual experience.

by TheNippleButterer November 26, 2013

buffing the helmet

Need I spell it out? Oh,... Allright.

SUCKING DICK!!!
What else?

As we drove through Manhattan, en-route to "Park-n-blow",
I noticed, in the car to my right, there was a whore buffing the helmet of the driver.

by mavros May 1, 2006

Buttering the toast

When you're having sex with a girl and you pull out to ejacualte on her crotch and start spreading it around like butter on toast.

My girlfriend wouldn't let me cum in her so I ended up buttering the toast

by asian4hire December 5, 2016

Pain and Suffering

What a man experiances when he's married. Only curable by getting divorced.

Example 1) Bob: Hey guess what?....Laura and I are getting married! Tom: What the fuck is wrong with you dumbass? Why the hell would you want all that Pain and Suffering? Kiss your life goodbye you fuckin tard.

Example 2) Laura: Bob asked me to marry him, and I said yes. As soon as the honeymoon is over, my pussy is off limits to him and I'm going to put that stupid motherfucker thru more Pain and Suffering that he could ever imagine. Then I'll divorce him and take all his fuckin money.

Example 3) Bob: Laura won't let me go out with you guys tonight. Tom: I told you too not marry that ball and chain you dipshit. How do like the pain and suffering?

by Floss 69 April 8, 2006

bluffering

When waiting for something to finish on the computer but it does not report its progress correctly

The progress bar seemed to be moving fine but it was bluffering

by DiskJunky March 4, 2008

buttering the potatoes

the term for wacking off, or masturbating then cum trickles on to your balls and thus, coating them with sperm

"oh man, I saw that porno mag last night, it had me buttering the potatoes."

by sir wacks a lot June 24, 2009