jizz bits

the tiny pieces of tissue you get stuck to your hand when you blow your load into the tissue...

i got to go was my hand i got jizz bits on my hand

by aphillia May 25, 2008

sexy bits

1. The parts of your body you perform sexual acts with. This word refers to: penis, vagina, breasts, and ass.

2.The stuff you fuck with!

Man, would I love to play with her 'sexy bits'!

by Buttface Mcfartsalot January 5, 2014

Fire and Brimstone cult

An ideology existing in both Protestant and Catholic Churches. They are mostly found in fundamentalist groups, such as the Southern baptist, Independent Baptist, Free Grace, Fundamentalist Pentecostals, and Traditionalist Catholic groups. They firmly believe that most of Humanity is doomed to be tortured for all eternity for a finite set of sins. This was never a position held in early Christianity, let alone explisively taught in the bible. It first appeared in Augustinian Theology, and continued well into Thomasinian Theology. This cult has primarily died out in Catholicism, Mainline Protestantism, and most Evangelical Churches. However, it is a large part of Fundamentalist Churches. They feel so confident in defending their doctrine, despite the fact that you could make a better biblical, philosophical or historical case for Annihilationism, or universalism. Their main beliefs are that they should encourage a fear of Hell, than a love for God, that Humanity is inherently evil, and deserving of eternal torment, and that most people will not be saved. They do a good job at twisting any scriptures that clearly point to universalism, or annihilation, and try to twist them to mean everlasting torment. They have some terrible philosophical arguments to support their position. Their favorite defense of their position is a parable which should not be taken literally, and some idea that Jesus spoke more about hell than any subject.

Annihilationist: There is a purpose to destroying sinners, since it would keep evil out of Gods kingdom, but whats the purpose of torturing sinners forever?

Fire and brimstone cult: Purpose is only reserved for time, and hell does not exist in time, so it does not carry a purpose.

Annihilationist: In Genesis, they says if you eat from the tree of knowledge, you shall surely die. In Ezekiel, it says the soul that sins shall die. In psalms, it says that the wicked shall die, and their thoughts shall perish. In Matthew, it says fear not the one who can destroy the body, but destroy the body and soul in Gehenna.

Fire and brimstone cult: Well, thats not what they mean, destroy means separation from God, and death is spiritual death.

by hisholinessrev January 19, 2010

pink bits

Ramsey St. slang for vagina, mut, meat curtains, thatched roof cottages, etc.

Anna show us your pink bits! Pink means pussy!

by Anonymous March 16, 2003

tig bits

simply big tits. Yet it brings a amusement and deception at first.

Yo Alexi that girl has tig bits. You damn right she does

by Evan -Damn Straight November 4, 2002

bits and pieces

Collective term for a list of items or things.

'I've got a few bits and pieces to do then i'm going out'

by pete September 19, 2003

Bripster

One who associates himself with bros and hipsters. This person functions like a chameleon, assimilating to either group based on social context. One day he may be wearing a flannel, tight pants, and a pair of RealD 3D glasses without the lenses, and the next, he will be wearing a tipped cap, a pair of gym shorts, and an Ohio State T-shirt while drinking a can of Natty Light or Four Loko. Even worse, he may try to become a hybrid of the two, such as wearing a flannel and khaki shorts(which a hipster would NEVER wear) to a performance of Les Miserables. Regardless, this person tries to transcend the rules of society, but from an unbiased perspective, he fails miserably.

Don't worry about it, man. He's a bripster.

by DarknessImprisonsMeeeee February 20, 2011