Brian

Of Celtic origin. Often Irish with blonde hair and blue eyes. Charming, but deceitful. Creates wonderful allusions without being fully dedicated to the subject. Overall a good time, but leaves you dissapointed in the end.

Mary: Oh, my Brian is the best thing that has ever happened to me!
Tara (Brian's Ex-Girlfriend): Give it a week, you'l be cryin' your eyes out..

by CPBM April 6, 2012

Brian

A sandy vagina

After eating shit on the beach, he was a real Brian.

by dan6282 November 21, 2016

Brian

A guy who can't roast any one. Who also has an unnatural love for ducks. Only responds with a yes or no. Is just a sheep.

Man that guy is a total Brian.

by The master of jhg March 24, 2017

Brian

A terrible person that is very stupid. Usually will make gay remarks.

Brian just called me gay, he's such a dick.

by CHINNchunn January 3, 2018

Brian

People with the name Brian are people who think they are liked but in fact have no friends at all and everyone thinks they he is a dick

Brian is a douche bag, dont be like Brian

by Douche Bag 123456789 August 21, 2018

Brian

Fine as fuck.

Brian walks by
Woman: *moans* mm, that man is fine as fuck

by Chugachugachoochoo. March 28, 2019

Brian

A habitual user of friends, girls, and drugs. A kleptomaniac who has no regard for other people's property. Selfish, conceited person who will go to great lengths to get what he wants.

1. Brian is such a kleptomania he WOULD steal oxygen from a dying person.

by shit head hater March 27, 2009