Penis Brah

A shortening of Penis Brahe, the term used to describe a penis that cannot be used for urination, due to anatomical issues. Penis Brah is named after the astronomer Tycho Brahe, who famously refused to leave a banquet table to urinate until, it is said, his bladder burst and he died. (At which point he could no longer urinate out of his penis.) In truth his bladder did not burst, but he was unable to urinate due to various health issues, and likely died of uremia.

Increased smegma production is an unfortunate result of penis brah -- not unlike how a colostomy results in a cheese-like exudate seeping from the anus over time. In both cases a nurse may assist in irrigating the affected passage.

by whooer's your daddy September 11, 2019

gamer brah

What Kylo Ren would be if he played video games.

"Fucking hell! That whiny bitch just lost us the game, and HE's the one who's getting all salty!"
"Must be a gamer brah..."

by LizardWizard1 June 21, 2016

training brah

An adolescent young male who discovers breasts, and he unwittingly becomes trained by every female he meets to do whatever she says in hopes of gaining potential visual and physical contact with them.

My buddy never grew out of his training brah years, so I never tell him when I'm going to the strip club.

by Arnie Grape May 30, 2021

brah

A word that is mainly used by male twelvies who can think of a more appealing word to say. If used in a sentence most of the time it will make no sense.

"Hey brah, stop brahing my brah, brah or else this brah will brah your brahing brah in the brah, brah! ok brahs, brah out brahs.

by Lemonie Shnicket May 16, 2015

brah

It's literally "bruh" but with an "a". It kinda sounds like "bra" though

Bob: "I like sht"
The: "Brah"
Builder: "spicy"

by Am_on-Gus February 2, 2022

es brah

A word that says yes but with style

Jeff: you want a coffee?

Kayla: Es brah

by MoistYogurt August 13, 2020

Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah.

normally used when somebody not associated with the punk/thrasher style wears this style for any particular reason (e.g. your clothes smell of chlorine) without attempting to fit into the style. usually said by the person wearing the outfit either in an attempt to fit in or as a joke.

Chloe: Lookin' sick Max! A couple tats, some piercings and we'll make a thrasher out of you yet.
Max: Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah.
Chloe: Maybe not. Go on down and say hi to Joyce. Free breakfast!

by maisieee27 December 31, 2023