batting in the upper deck

Having intercourse with a female's chest area.

I really like Susan's breast, I know if I was with her I would be batting in the upper deck.

by superman111 October 27, 2012

mud boating

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, between the ass-cheeks of another person, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.

-I'm into some pretty weird stuff, but mud boating isn't one of them.

-Cane: I'm going to get intimate with your sister...
Josh: After you mud boat me mother fucker!!

-She so fine, I'd mud boat the shit outta that bitch!

by Get in the car Cane. March 31, 2010

U-boating

Similar to the act of motor-boating, except your face is in her ass.

Your mom and I were watching the History Channel last night and we got heated and I ended up U-boating her ass!
Brbbbbbrrrrbbbbbbbrr....

by Thought Monkey July 9, 2010

Speed-Boating

When you motor boat two girls tits at the same time at high speed.

"Dude, I was totally Speed-Boating Jess and Steph at that party last night."

by PsychoFazza March 1, 2017

Mississippi River Boating

When your masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

I think Todd is in the bathroom Mississippi River Boating again.

by USMC110869 February 24, 2010

betting on the monkey

Betting on a sure thing

This stock price is definitely going up. I am taking my savings and betting on the monkey!

by Barry Starstar January 10, 2008

Face Butting

But dialing Facebook and changing you status without knowing it.

Mike has a strange face book status- ou oh- he must have been face butting again!

by Jus Mic hot 1079 July 2, 2010