Split Bongo 

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

Split Bongo by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

Split Bongo 

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

Split Bongo by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

Split Bongo 

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

Split Bongo by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

Congo Bongo 

A Congo Bongo is a eastern Canadian slang word used to define bald African dudes who are in mining engineering.

Bro look at my roommate Dee, him and his receding hairline, hes a complete Congo Bongo

Congo Bongo by CanadianUnislangscholar January 9, 2025

Crongo-Bongo

Etymology: Solobrity Dialect
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.

Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.

“He joined the VC on meth, started crying about the holographic universe, and then left mid-rant after saying ‘I am the slab.’”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”

Crongo-Bongo by realtimecrease May 20, 2025

Bingo Bongo

A racist slur used by the far-right. Typically used to refer to Black people specifically from Africa, though it has been generalised to people of colour.

Established in the Midlands of England by hate groups.

“They have a lot of Bingo Bongo’s over there.”

Bingo Bongo by Debicki March 9, 2026

Coco Bongo

Bat shit white girl wasted crazy.
Its sickz
Its actually too easy.
Its coco bongo

Bro… that is so coco bongo!

Coco Bongo by GuidoItaliano March 30, 2026