pig blapped

when i man is receiving oral sex and removes his item and proceeds to slap her in the face with the item, then takes the item and reinserts into the orifice.

Last night Lisa got pig blapped.

by big bizzie August 23, 2008

Blueprint

A guy or girl so incredibly perfect that they are the original design.

“steezy jayh is the fuckin blueprint”

by Steezyjayh November 23, 2021

Bloppy

When ella hit u wit dat insane vacuum seal, double hand twist gawk gawk 3000

Yo nick I’m coming over tell her I better get that bloppy

by Dr.loko September 24, 2018

blump

The fat spouse of a physically fit person.

Wow! I just finished with my workout. I wish my blump of a husband would workout, too.

by karlota August 6, 2014

blopper

A Television Remote Control

"Pass the blopper", said Dave, "I really don't want to watch another repeat of 'Only Fools and Horses'. And besides, the football's on the other side."

by Matt Volatile July 11, 2005

blumpey

The act of giving a male oral pleasure while he is doing No.2, whether he be sitting or otherwise.

She came out of nowhere and started sucking it, i was taking a shit, but i didnt stop her

by Shayne June 6, 2004

blippo

a fat overweight or bloated hippo

i feel like a proper blippo today and ting innit

by charleprick May 11, 2007