Black Ops Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blowjob while shitting and playing call of duty: black ops all in unison.

My wife gave me a blumpkin while I was playing black ops on the shitter. That's my first time ever receiving a black ops blumpkin!

by Mick the Dick September 30, 2011

Blumpkin Gnome

a little creature who dances and makes noises when a blumpkin is being performed.

while suzy was giving bobby a blumpkin, a little Blumpkin Gnome appeared and danced itself around.

by goodespanol February 13, 2008

upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme

This is when a girl is giving you dome whilst doing an upper decker in your parents bathroom while they are asleep.

Yo cindy gave me a upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme in my parnets bathroom while they were asleep

by ROBE to the RT December 21, 2005

BlumpkAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

The art of receiving a blumpkin on a roller coaster.

I heard it was physically impossible to receive a BlumpkAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH on the Kingda Ka, but I proved otherwise.

by Bobby Fishher May 5, 2008

Blump Club

The act of defecating into a condom while receiving a blowjob. The male then proceeds to swing the club-like, poo-filled prophylactic to hit the gleeful victim.

Man, is my arm tired from giving my lady a few too many swings with the ol' blump club.

by Der Crusher April 7, 2009

Frosty Blumpkin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked by someone, who has recently eaten ice, while taking a dump.

Brinton gave Dylan a Frosty Blumpkin in the mens room at Arctic Circle.

by Peatty August 30, 2009

half blumpkin

Like a blumpkin, but instead of receiving oral while taking a shit, one jerks off while taking a shit.

My girl wasn't around to give me a blumpkin, so I took matters into my own hands and gave myself a half blumpkin.

by EDawwg40 November 11, 2018