bed bully

When a girlfriend half your size takes over the bed

We started out splitting the bed, but I ended up huddled over to the side as she lay, wrapped up in the entire blanket, diagonally across the mattress like a savage bed bully.

by FunkiBunch June 25, 2017

bed warmer

Term originating at Renaissance Faires used to describe a one-night-stand type relationship.

Did you see that girl with Aron? I bet she's gonna be his bed warmer tonight...

by kimberkid January 10, 2005

Bed Snake

Slang: Name given to a penis, when in bed.
Similar to a Snake in the blanket. May be errect, or not.

Woman : OMG there is something moving down there.
Guy : Don't worry, it is just my <i>bed snake</i>, you can pat him if you like.
Woman : fuck that.
Man : Ok, if you insist.

by DrSnow April 18, 2005

Bed head

A hairstyle that people spend almost an hour to make with gel and hairspray, to make it look like they did nothing with it when they woke up in the morning.

Jake: Wow, nice bed head. Didn't you bother to comb your hair today when you woke up?

Josh: I did!

Jake: ...but then you made it like that...right?

Josh. Yeah...lol.

Jake: Wow...Edgy.

by 2009ends August 24, 2009

making the bed

The act of banging someone in bed, under the covers.

They were making the bed last night at the hotel.

by raisinnnnsanddates. February 9, 2010

Wes'd the bed

Similar to wetting the bed, but caused by sharting instead of urinating.

Confused Friend: "Dude, why was the hotel maid changing the sheets in our room today?"

Guilty Party: "Sorry bro, I just Wes'd the bed and had to call housekeeping".

Disgusted Friend: "WTF???"

by vegashockey June 7, 2011

Bed Kitchen

A bed that is stimulatiously used to sleep and also eat in. With half the the bed for sleeping and the other half filled with food stuffs.

"Honey, I was wondering if it was okay if we stayed in tonight, and watched Smallville in my bed kitchen".

by Violetrose1984 July 23, 2010