The almighty three shoe beating

When you piss off a Norwegian kid so much he has to take off his shoes and one of yours, afterwards he pushes you to the ground and proceeds to beat you with all three shoes.

"Have you ever experienced The almighty three shoe beating!?"

by Mr.$wag February 25, 2017

beat the bush

female masturbation

She did not want him to know she often beat the bush

by eclecticlaw June 29, 2010

dick beat

Verb. The act of forcibly beating another repeatedly with an erected penis. Also known as a DB for short.

After Ted had found Sally cheating on him he unzipped his pants pulled out is hard throbbing man rod as strong as a horses leg but as soft as a flower wrapped in silk and dick beat her silly.

by Chester B. March 20, 2008

Beat it like it owes me money

To masturbate vigorously. Show no mercy.

She was so hot - I can't wait to go home and beat it like it owes me money.

by NoFussRuss June 23, 2006

beating it

Jerking off

Dude, I just got done beating it

by Bofa tea April 6, 2016

assault and beat-ery

The act of secretly tricking another person into swallowing your seman.

Cindy: "Oh! This chocolate mousse is delicious, Dave! How do you make it"
Debra: "Yeah, Dave, what is your secret?"
Dave; "Oh, I'll show you guys sometime!" (Aside: "Right after I jack a couple fresh loads, you little bimbos!)"

Kirby: "Hey Mike, have you committed assault and beat-ery?"
Mike: "Oh yeah."
Kirby: "Really? When?!"
Mike: "How's that ham and swiss with mayo treating ya?"
Kirby: (Spiting) "You sick fuck!!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 4, 2010

beat the bishop

To manually stimulate the penis with the hand, typically until orgasm. To masturbate. So-called because the foreskin on the uncircumcized penis, when not retracted, is said to resemble a bishop's mitre.

Ma caught Jimbo last night, playing beat the bishop. She opened the door to say 'goodnight' just as he was jizzin' all over the quilt!

by Tummy AuGratin April 10, 2006