beanie wash

beanie wash is a function performed by that old toothless hag that can't even afford dentures. This lady can be seen at your local truck stops and at any certain deserted street corner. She may look 60 but is actually only 40. Twenty years older than age looked is a given. She has led a hard life and will perform beanie wash's for anyone. The beanie wash it's self is the gurgling of one's balls in her toothless mouth. Similar to a good tea baggin.

I went down to the truck stop and got me sum naner naner puddin, once i left, i stopped der' out back near dat der' fancy calling machine and got me a good beanie washin from some good lookin gal without dentures.

by mexicanfoodstamp November 14, 2009

beanie steeze

phrase used to describe one persons ability to look extremely good in any hat especially beanies

Person 1: "wow, you look so much different in that hat" Person 2: "nah, thats just my beanie steeze"
Person 1: "oh..."

by bboyzillah March 6, 2010

beanth

beans, with a lisp.

tothay i went to go get thome beanth

by yo mommmaaaaaaa February 18, 2010

Benita Brown

The art of extracting an anal bead with your tounge.

Have you ever done a Benita Brown?
Yes, my girlfriend rather enjoyed having that annoying bead taken from her rectum.

by Mankycaaant May 26, 2011

no beanie

same thing like no cap but for niggas who live in the cold(since they wear beanies not caps). But it basically means i’m so serious. like no joke.

i never had sushi nigga no beanie

by straightarab5100 January 5, 2020

beanie baby

A Mexican girlfriend/boyfriend

I took my beanie baby out to the club last night

by mistahtom May 30, 2006

Antonio Benito Rodriguez

Cutest little boy in the word. Plays in Tijuanasaurus Rex. Even though his middle name sucks!

There goes Antonio Benito Rodriguez, I sure want to s his d!

by Mammas! January 11, 2008