Bench-Handy

Bench-Handy (noun)

The act of jerking someone off from behind while hiding underneath stadium bleachers, typically during a crowded sporting event. This act is usually not welcomed by the recipient. Similar to the reach-around.

"That homeless man under the bleachers just gave my 12 year-old son a bench-handy, I think I might join in on the fun!"

by sullivan.petrus February 21, 2013

you a bench

when a five year old swears

(in kindergarten)
why Mrs. Kelly did you give me a c- ya know you a bench.

by Yosniel December 22, 2017

A Kaulia Bench

A bench with no legs, basically a plank on the ground.

That’s not a plank, it’s a Kaulia Bench.

by Anonymous Citizen September 22, 2020

clear the benches

When baseball players from both teams leave the dugout to fight each other.

Both teams clear the benches after the batter got beaned by a wild pitch.

by Noblewolf797 April 3, 2021

spanking bench

a bench for women and men to lie down in order to receive some sexual spanking

My husband tied me to the spanking bench and used the spanking paddle until my ass was flaming red.

by hxrnyslxt April 12, 2021

Party bench

When playing Disc Golf many players like to use recreational drugs. When you are playing disc golf and everyone starts to sit down on a bench it is very likely that you are about to get high as fuck.

Disc golf player's 1 and 2 sit down after playing a few holes of disc golf

Disc golf player 1 Busts out a bag of dank nugs
Disc golf player 2 takes out bowl piece

Disc golf player's 1 and 2 sit on the party bench and toke the ganj

by Party bench all day March 26, 2010

Bench Racing

Racing cars you dont own or probably never will.

Mostly honda owners

Hey that cts v will smoke your car for sure or the gtr bench racing

by evo guy September 14, 2011