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After-Bation Sensation

After-Bation Sensation (ABS) is the extreme sensitivity of the head of the penis experienced after ejaculation caused by masturbation. ABS may also be experienced following phallacio or any form of sexual intercourse.
Man my dick was mad sensitive after I busted in that chick's ear. You think she gave me an STD?

Naw man thats just After-Bation Sensation!
by JPizzle33 January 1, 2007
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Batista

A professional wrestler contracted with the WWE, who is the most over-hyped, under-talented, and non-charismatic flop ever seen. Hopefully, in the near future he will die, as he abuses steroids. Better yet, Brock Lesnar returns and F-5's Batista through three flaming tables onto a bed of thumbtacs. His finishing move is the Brooklyn Bomb, which was mislabeled as the Batista Bomb by mistaken commentators.
Batista, The Great Khali, and John Cena will be the death of professional wrestling.
by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007
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Batista Bomb

One of the lesser known sexual taboos. Practiced mainly in Zambia, it consists of "dropping a deuce" into your partners mouth. Next, the "bomber" gags the their lover in an effort to trap the excrement. Finally, party A punches the victim repeatedly until they:
A) Swallow the feces, and/or
B) Pass out.

A common misconception arose when professional wrestling commentators mislabeled a "Brooklyn Bomb" as a "Batista Bomb." This has been acknowledged by the pair, Michael Cole and John Bradshaw Layfield, in a highly-publicized press statement regarding the humiliating mistake.
Krystal and I had two hours till work, so i gave her a Batista Bomb
by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007
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bathing suit

Although believed to be an outfit for swimming, it isn't
Technically, it is a SUIT for bathing
But do you know anyone who bathes in suit?
That's what i thought.
The term "bathing suit" is politically incorrect
While we're on the subject, so is your face
"Okay, BATHING SUITS!"
"I don't know about you, but I personally bathe in the nude so I don't know what you're asking us to do"
"No,like a bathing suit"
"Who wears a suit when they take a shower?"
"No, like to go to the beach"
"You want me to bathe at the beach?!?!"
"In front of everyone?"
"Okay, everyone in the back, and line up"
"That's just a little bit nasty"
by Kadie-Lee May 30, 2008
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Banzing

Doing Something in a a very fast manor, especially driving.
That Mexican Ricer was Bawnzing down A hill, when suddenly he crashed into gas station!
by Karim Al-Basiel September 3, 2005
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Loose Bation

1. The act of performing a means of masturbation and shooting off before you totally get hard. By the means of you want to hold a land speed record, or you simply cannot perform at 100%, finishing between 30% and no more than 65%.

2. The slang definition stating that something is cool.
Dude, did you see that?!?!?! That was some serious Loose Bation!!!!!!!
by Eric and Andrew May 13, 2008
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batista

A large tattooed neanderthal who likes to smash things.
Batista SMASH!!
by Saxon = joke account November 28, 2003
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