dick barnacle

Someone who has someone's back way too hard and agrees or cosigns with everything they say.

Get off his nuts ya fuckin dick barnacle.

by Phlick Benson June 23, 2022

data barnacle

Person who sits in chain coffee-shop on their lap top leeching the free wi-fi while making a flat-white last two hours, folk who might actually want a coffee can’t find anywhere to sit

Dave’s bought an espresso at Starbucks to sit & write his essay he’s a data barnacle

by Nrob88 March 13, 2024

Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy

The fear of not understanding anything and fisting your penis hole.

My friends always say I’m a Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy

by TripleDickleBeau August 4, 2025

Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy

The fear of not understanding anything and fisting your penis hole.

My friends always say I’m a Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy

by TripleDickleBeau August 4, 2025

Barnicle Syndrome

Barnicle Syndrome is a chronic mental illness. Barnicle Syndrome commonly expresses itself in those with low-self confidence. Those with barnicle syndrome need to be at someone's side, 'clinging' to someone, or to be in sexual activity with someone in order to satisfy the gaping hole that their self-confidence lacks.

1: What a slut man... look at her making out with guy after guy
2: Nah dude, she's not a slut, she just has Barnicle Syndrome.

by meowfulcopter June 15, 2009

ballnacles

The crusties that form on and around the ball sac.

Ow I cut myself on your ballnacles!

by MC Blueberry April 23, 2010

barnicle boy

A guy named tarrell who has a burnt / black butthole

That guy tarrell has a barnicle boy

by B_b_T_ June 20, 2017