Bailing Spinach

When a lawn is cut after being over grown while the grass is still wet. So wet that the grass comes out of the mower like clumps of cooked spinach and stalls the mower.

Damn, I haven't cut the grass in 3 weeks. I'm gonna be bailing Spinach Saturday

by Captain Motorcycle July 10, 2022

Irish Bail

when you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of your prison sentence so she has something to do while you're away.

Luckily she got Irish bail the week before his ten year prison term started so she had her hands full for the duration

by SoberCaine November 5, 2021

Bail

One of the best part of America's justice system. The doctrine that, by default, you should be released from jail until given a fair trial. Usually you must pay money as leverage so you show up in court. Bail is one of the greatest parts of America's justice system, because it makes it so much easier to get a fair trial, work with attorneys, etc. and it also ensures that you won't spend months or years in jail only to be found not guilty of a crime. Unfortunately, many poor people can't afford to pay cash bail and sit in jail until trial, often for crimes they did not commit.

In America, if you rob a bank, you can bail out and go free until you have a fair trial. In China, if you criticize the government, you'll be arrested and held in jail for months or years, and you won't be given a fair trial.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 1, 2021

made bail

Somebody that can be sure of cash are more of owning you like you will see them in court so of sure of cash

I will see you in court made bail

by Sevenfw July 29, 2017

bail sale

When a sale is almost reached, but rejected at the last moment.

I had a bail sale on that expensive car. Dang!

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Billy Bail

When someone named Billy makes plans and bails last minute with an extravagant excuse.

Behold the truth, Billy Bail strikes again cancelling plans.

by 550Facts April 11, 2024

Bail Seeds

Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.

NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."

by og_mateo91 September 28, 2015