Bideford Baguette

The act of performing cunnilingus on a rank pussy.
"She was a nasty girl - had a minge that looked like a Bideford baguette , Quimm cheese , baggy ham on a crusty cob with salad dressing dripping out. But I ate her out anyway"
by Not Bambi January 20, 2024
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Baguette Cremosa

Baguette Cremosa is when your jercking off and you are almost cumming, don´t cum and let your sperm rest in your balls.

Then you wrap your dick with a joint and heat your balls, then you cum and the sperm will come out has a gas and you take a reap from your dick joint.
Dude that baguette cremosa joint was hell a lit last night Fam.
by Machado Cardoso January 21, 2019
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baguette arms

Arms which mildly resembles baguettes normally very short and weak also stubby chode like
Fucking hell! He’s got baguette arms...
by Dockers4hands January 29, 2018
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i am too baguette for this

when your french amigo is incapable of understanding what is going on/being said
oh i went up the apple and pears

i dont know what that means, i am too baguette for this
by bobconcarni November 04, 2023
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Tig baguette

Hon Hon what is that
Hon Hon it's Tig baguette
by AzyzPlaysRatgame February 22, 2017
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