babies

Evil demon spawns that some out of the crotches of women. Often after stupid unprotected sex, but thankfully sometimes after years of marriage and planning. Still, they ruin your life and take it for their own. As they grow they suck more money and energy from your body. When they are adults they will put you in a nursing home.

I never want to have sex or kids.

Crotch droppings, spawns, demons, life-suckers, sperm, etc.

by Miska May 2, 2005

Baby baby baby ohh

The worst song ever, made by Donald Trump's son

Baby baby baby ohh, that's what she said mah nigga

by Female_Body_Inspector April 24, 2019

babies

whining, smelly, drooling little parasites.

Save the earth, abort babies now!

by m July 14, 2004

baby

A conglomeration of rolling layers of cuddly fat with noxious liquids emanating from every orifice

Oohh - I don't want to hold the baby - it stinks!

by coachtim December 11, 2009

babies

When a Daddy and a Mommy, get real compfortable, and cant help them selves, and start to kiss, then go under the covers and Daddy inserts his private part into Mommy's private part(coochie)and alot of Screaming and moaning has occurded, then you know a new addition has entered the family.

My mommy told me how babies are made!

by Kissy FrESH bABY SMOOCH April 11, 2006

baby

prey of the cunning gingers

get your baby out of the way!!! Ginger ahoy!

by sebastiancee November 19, 2007

babies

Precious gifts from God that should be cherished.

Psalm 127:3 Sons are a heritage from the LORD, children a reward from him.

by Cate September 2, 2003