The dumbest character ever from the Matrix series who, when in danger, likes do do nothing but yell his name in a powerful tone as his defense. He will always find a way to get himself in the worst possible situation.
Person: Oh shit, Ballard is being a dumb ass again trying to block bullets with his face.
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: STFU BALLARD!
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: ...I hate this game.
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: STFU BALLARD!
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: ...I hate this game.
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Get the Bellar mug."Far Ballar La Vecchia" is a typical italian trash song originally played by italian artist Doctor Clapis. It is a clear invitation not to neglect the elderly relatives, reminding young people the value of the company of their grandparents and uncles, especially in the summer (do not forget them in homes but bring them to dance!). The song is connected with a particular dancing move which consists in shaking your hand back and forth like an egyptian, but faster.
"Portami all'ospizio, la città del vizio!"
"Cos'è questa musica mi spieghi" "è una musica che si balla così (he then shakes his hand back and forth)"
"A Far Ballar La Vecchia!!!!"
"Cos'è questa musica mi spieghi" "è una musica che si balla così (he then shakes his hand back and forth)"
"A Far Ballar La Vecchia!!!!"
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