barack-blocked

When an election is called so swiftly and decidedly that Election Day parties end early, prematurely stopping any potential hook-ups.

See: cock blocked

"Where's Kelly? I thought you two were hitting it off."
"She left soon as CNN called it for Obama; I got barack-blocked."

barack-blocked by bluejuh March 22, 2009

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BOBBY BLOCKED

Being blocked from any interesting web site due to a network admin. that takes himself and his little tiny life too seriously.

Damn, all I was trying to do is check my email and I got "BOBBY BLOCKED"
Shit, Whatta Dick-Weed

BOBBY BLOCKED by russdall October 23, 2009

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Finger Blocked

1.To prevent two women from having intercourse with each other
2. The lesbian version of a "cock block"

Kelly and Sandra were about to have sex with each other, but Sandra's little brother finger blocked them when he woke up

Amy: "Yesterday, Crystal and I were getting intimate at the party, when Jamie, her ex-girlfriend, spilled her drink on me."

Lexi: "That's terrible. How rude of her to finger block you two."

Finger Blocked by DeathByASpoon June 6, 2010

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COD blocked

when something or someone prevents you or stops you from playing any Call of Duty game.

"Hey how come you got off live last night so early?"
"My dad COD blocked me."

COD blocked by mw3fanatic November 14, 2011

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Cock blocked

An action that prevents someone from having sex

Daniel cock blocked his dad by not going with his friends and staying home

Cock blocked by Save my nibba harambe April 7, 2019

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c-blocked

cock blocked...not getting any pussy when you really need it because of unforseen forces beyond your control

I am getting c-blocked from all angles...either my girlfriend gets a phone call or someone comes to her house right when we are ready or I'm on line chatting with some hot babe and my computer crashes.

c-blocked by fitzwilli June 11, 2006

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Dock Blocked

When one can’t dock a bikeshare bike because all the spaces are full in the station where you want to stop. When a bikeshare biker takes the last dock in a station preventing you from docking.

I was on time for work until some asshole dock blocked me and had bike three blocks to the next station.

Dock Blocked by estowista October 5, 2011

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