Blanket Man

That homeless dude seen around the streets of wellington (usually sleeps outside burger king tory st.) Is a weird fullah but harmless, He is distinguishable by weaing almost no clothes other than a purple blanket of which he covers himself with. His Real name is Ben Hana and worships the Sun.

BOB: The Blanket man and ludes dude must be edging closer to a turf war - Blanket Man outside Burger King and Ludes Dude outside Starmart, thats like only 15 metres apart, Theyll be drawing the guns next, who do you think will win?

FRED: The Fuzzys. Theyll both be given free food and shelter, mind you Blanket man needs a house, and ludes dude needs to go to rehab.

by Brother Number One December 28, 2005

Blanket Crawler

An insatiable cum-guzzling nympho who, not satisfied with a generous mouthful, dives under the blankets foraging for any stray jism blobs (sometimes next morning).

Peregrine: 'I'm worried about our sex life. Lady Isobel keeps disappearing under the bedclothes.'

Quentain: 'Don't be. She's probably a blanket crawler.'

by Albert Woods September 27, 2007

pig in a blanket

1. playful slang for an uncircumcised or intact penis with a long, thick foreskin covering most or all of the glans or head.
2. (USA) a tasty oven baked junk finger food hors d'ouvre made by wrapping a Vienna sausage in canned Pillsbury (or similar) biscuit dough so that only the very tip ends of the sausage are visable.

Tiger Woods may perform like a real workhorse on the back nine holes, but I'll bet that Sergio Garcia has a nice little pig in a blanket for the crucial shots.

by A. Hick September 7, 2008

dirty blanket

What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.

Joe: Baby, I'm drunk.
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: Dirty Blanket!

by Citizen X August 22, 2008

Blanket of death

the most fearsome piece of cloth ever

unhand me Blanket of death

by I'm not a bad slime slurp June 3, 2019

Blanket shark

A blanket shark is formed when a man gets sexually excited and produces an erect penis while under blankets.

I could tell he liked my new crotchless panties by the size of his enormous blanket shark.

by Weaselbitch July 31, 2016

burrito blanket

When you roll yourself in so many blankets that you become very comfy and fluffy in them like a burrito. Used in cold temperatures and is most enjoyable when binge watching. Also can be used in times of sadness to curl up in and hide because of how fluffy it can be.

Tyler: What are you doing?
Jordan: I was cold so I wrapped myself into a burrito blanket
Tyler: How does it feel?
Jordan: It's very comfy and fluffy and I feel very nice
Tyler: Well I guess you found another way to add 10 pounds to your weight involving burritos
Jordan: Hey, burritos don't make me fat
Tyler: Yes they do, and you managed to find another way to make you fat. Now involving damn burrito blankets
Jordan: *curls inside burrito blanket to hide and cry*

by NightWalker21 July 27, 2019