Tool Belt

n. a stupid, vapid, or unpleasent person. A general expansion of insult tool in order to create more emphasis.

Anyone who makes up incoherent urban dictionary definitions based on friends names and other worthless garbage is a tool belt.

by KingPr0n October 26, 2004

bible belt

A place where the good ol'boys in the south are convinced they're goin to heaven even though the night before the banged their sister, cheated on their taxes, ate enough fried catfish to be called a gluton, and drank so much Busch beer they woke up on the front porch... and thats a typical saturday night right before sunday for someone that practices and believes the bible belt is the only way...most are ignorant baptist who refuse to change with society most of which are probably KKK members. you can spot these people pretty easily by their lack of intellect and refusal of anything modern...especially the belief once you believe your going to heaven WOW WOW thats a bold statement....

Idiots live in the bible belt

by Billy jac September 16, 2006

Green Belt

Two fields and a tree.

"I love the Green Belt"
"Calm your tits, it's just two fields and a tree!"

by Chloe Gummidge May 15, 2012

boner belt

waist of a mans pants to hold in a boner so no one can see he's pitching a tent.

bow-sc made use of his boner belt when his erection almost knocked button the clow to the ground.

by sweetnovember December 2, 2004

Green Belt

The status of mastering the ability to control yourself while high.

Bro Michael must be a green belt going to work like that.

by NoahS516. July 10, 2018

Gucci Belt

Going into a store and buying the cheapest thing, from the most well known brand, with the biggest logo - right now this is a Gucci belt, a few years ago a Burberry check shirt. Usually done by someone that wants to make people think they have more money than they do - the person wants to flex their supposed wealth, but the message they send is more a desperation for approval and an indication they don't have enough money to buy other, more subtle, items from that brand.

Joe thinks that sweater is a flex but it's more a Gucci belt.

by nailer September 2, 2022

Long Belt

When you buy a belt 12 inches too long with the purpose of letting it hang out in front like you dick hanging out. They see it out of the corner of the eye and get a double take. 8=============> -----

I was waiting for the train at the metro and had girls from the left and the right, side-eying my long belt to see if they wanted to hook-up.

by hugedongus December 8, 2019