Aston Tax

A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.

Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.

Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!

Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.

by RickBlowbre125 January 16, 2024

ASTON

Aston.. aka, The bees knees, the mutts nuts, the dogs dangleys, the whalley whopper, the slobber knocker, the knicker dropper, the panty wetter, the automatic leg spreader, the problem, the problem solver, the master of disaster and the king of sting!

The list goes on….

Aston..the best there is, the best there ever was and the best there ever will be ! SOZ

by AKAUNHEARDOF February 1, 2024

aston key

Aston Key is the name of someone who loves touching children.

Child 1: Ahhhhhh get away from me you Aston Key!
Adult: God its an aston key trying to touch my child again!

by jolticz1223 March 16, 2024

Astonished

The word Astonished means amazed or shocked .

The man was astonished by the child’s report .

by MUST1AMZ November 26, 2024

Awstosome

Adjective for something or someone Awestrikingly astonishingly awesome.

GeeSues Siaten! The plethora of pretty people following you is awstosome!!

by SobeNahteSiatenWere’theeScoobs January 25, 2026

Astonified

To be astonished and stupefied to a certain topic.

I was astonified when colgan told me he tried to put his penis in his own asshole

by mike quatatachia May 16, 2025

astonify

1. To startle someone so thoroughly that they momentarily lose track of their thoughts or surroundings.

2. To startle someone so thoroughly that they momentarily lose track of their thoughts or surroundings.

1. The magician’s final trick managed to astonify even the most skeptical members of the audience.

2. Lena tried to keep a straight face, but the news of Martin’s perfect score genuinely astonified her.

3. It wasn’t just his words that astonified the room — it was the calm, deliberate way he spoke them.

by urban.etymology May 25, 2025