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Aston Tax

A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.
Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.

Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!

Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.
by RickBlowbre125 January 16, 2024
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ASTON

Aston.. aka, The bees knees, the mutts nuts, the dogs dangleys, the whalley whopper, the slobber knocker, the knicker dropper, the panty wetter, the automatic leg spreader, the problem, the problem solver, the master of disaster and the king of sting!

The list goes on….
Aston..the best there is, the best there ever was and the best there ever will be ! SOZ
by AKAUNHEARDOF February 1, 2024
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aston key

Aston Key is the name of someone who loves touching children.
Child 1: Ahhhhhh get away from me you Aston Key!
Adult: God its an aston key trying to touch my child again!
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Astonished

The word Astonished means amazed or shocked .
The man was astonished by the child’s report .
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Awstosome

Adjective for something or someone Awestrikingly astonishingly awesome.
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Astonified

To be astonished and stupefied to a certain topic.
I was astonified when colgan told me he tried to put his penis in his own asshole
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astonify

1. To startle someone so thoroughly that they momentarily lose track of their thoughts or surroundings.

2. To startle someone so thoroughly that they momentarily lose track of their thoughts or surroundings.
1. The magician’s final trick managed to astonify even the most skeptical members of the audience.

2. Lena tried to keep a straight face, but the news of Martin’s perfect score genuinely astonified her.

3. It wasn’t just his words that astonified the room — it was the calm, deliberate way he spoke them.
by urban.etymology May 25, 2025
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