awful waffle

Whilst a unknowing friend is asleep, you bat them in the face with a tennis racket. Immediately afterwards, you pour maple syrup all over their face, making the appearance of a swollen waffle.

We sneaked in last night and gave John an awful waffle he won't forget.

by slicrider September 28, 2008

Gawd Awful

A really large, scray-looking breakfast to wake you up from a hangover, or just to eat because it's damn delicious. It's Dippy eggs (sunny side up) with hash browns, spicy-ass chili, and onions (optional) with sour cream (optional).

Jew: Damn, that was a gooshcloggin of a breakfast, oh vey!

Regular Person: I know, that gawd awful's absolutely delicious!

by Nova_gnome March 8, 2009

awfweg

radical, fly, hip,

'dude that was so awfweg'
*high five*

by hkjdhklfjhlfvnlfknsld August 5, 2008

Awfome

a combination of awesome and awful. (also Awefome)

I just watched (The Happening, Twilight, Showgirls) and it was totally awfome!

by scampyfan January 21, 2010

awflul

an appropriate reaction to a story told in which something bad yet funny happened

"i stepped in dog shit"
"aw that's awflul"

by luulululul July 13, 2012

awfuk

When something is so awful, it's fucking awful.

This soy decaf latté is awfuk.

by stowball June 15, 2017

Awfuk

When it's truly fucking awful.

"I have to ask a journo to write a recipe. It's going to be awfuk"

by ::Velomancer:: August 27, 2017