Prolaptic Apocalypse

1) The end of all asses

2) The day all colons shall be brought to the light

3) The book of painal revelations

4) Ron Goodwin's love life

After the prolaptic apocalypse, balloon knots will be as common as genitalia

by Satan's Demonic Hectopenis May 17, 2010

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avocado toast

when you can’t retire because all you did in your 20’s was splurge on avocado and bread (+ toa$ter) bc you didn’t realize you could have been rich if you hadn’t squandered all your earnings on such lavish breakfast loke a spoiled idiot)

literal meaning: toast w/ avocado on it on it

ARI: let’s go out tonight
MIRI: i can’t. i need to save money for breakfast tomorrow, sorry

ARI: avocado toast?
MIRI: yep
ARI: you’ll pay for this the reat of your life.

MIRI: seems worth it. i’m hungry

by idtst May 28, 2018

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AVAcado

The correct way to address anyone named Ava.

Wow thanks Avacado

by TinyYellowSatan February 10, 2018

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basset hounds of the apocalypse

The basset hounds of the apocalypse appear at great disasters.

They bark in their deep bassety voices, mark their territory with pissin' and scratchin', and move on.

Their names are Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy and Snuffles.

News reports mention the appearance of the four basset hounds of the apocalypse at the Johnstown Flood.

Their deep bassety voices instilled great fear.

by scodder April 30, 2010

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