asshat

when you want to swear but your on your christian minecraft server. and if they say you swore you say i didn't swear! i said hat! thats what antman said, some guy named stinger wanted to kill him so ant man hit him with a fricken thomas the tank engine. don't mess with antman..... or thomas

YOUR SUCH AN ASSHAT

by new guy 101 December 3, 2018

asshat

a legal professional; one who engages in the practices of law; an attorney; in England, a barrister; from the latin roots 'ass' and 'hat' meaning 'law' and 'yer,' respectively. Alt., less common usage, a business school student or recent graduate.

My ex-wife's asshat demanded the refrigerator in the divorce... I mean, the fucking refrigerator!!!

That corporate asshat is wearing Italian loafers, which cost more than my car.

How many asshat books can John Grisham write?

by gnumb April 1, 2009

Pearl asshat

When a guy pulls out and blows his wad on the top of his partners ass.

When I was finished, I gave her a pearl asshat.

by filthy B. sanchez July 18, 2007

asshatical

The description of an asshat.
The description of an action that infers the performer of such was an asshat
A word used to describe somethin' particularly unpleasant, bitter, unneccessarily cruel, or plain stupid.

Lifting that guy's handbrake when he was parked at the top of Beech hill was a rather asshatical thing to do. We laughed anyway.

by Elly-roo December 31, 2004

Redhamic Asshad

A type of nonviolent warfare conducted by assholes. It was started by rednecks. Also called 'asshole war.'

Dolph began a campaign of Redhamic Asshad against his neighbor.

by Nicolai June 10, 2004

assaholic

In addition to the other definitions, it's a characterization of an obnoxious remark or action; i.e., something an asshole would say. Basically, it's the adjective form of "asshole".

Guy: "Yeah, I'd fuck her if she wasn't so ugly."

Girl: "Wow, that was a pretty assaholic remark."

by hnath January 28, 2006

Asshat

Donald Trumps hairstyle.

Trump wears that asshat like it's going out of style!

by Beehphy August 5, 2015