Pearl asshat

When a guy pulls out and blows his wad on the top of his partners ass.

When I was finished, I gave her a pearl asshat.

by filthy B. sanchez July 18, 2007

asstart

Similiar to asshat.

John, you just ate a whole jar of mayonaise. John, you are such an asstart!

by Exposo July 2, 2006

asshatical

The description of an asshat.
The description of an action that infers the performer of such was an asshat
A word used to describe somethin' particularly unpleasant, bitter, unneccessarily cruel, or plain stupid.

Lifting that guy's handbrake when he was parked at the top of Beech hill was a rather asshatical thing to do. We laughed anyway.

by Elly-roo December 31, 2004

Asshat

Donald Trumps hairstyle.

Trump wears that asshat like it's going out of style!

by Beehphy August 5, 2015

asshat

noun- (asshat) 1: A person full of shit, derived from the phrase "go shit in your hat"; A person who continually behaves in such a fashion that makes those around him decide that he has his head firmly wedged in his ass.

2: A person convinced that being an ass makes them automatically the expert on a given topic.

3: A person who assumes the truth from the details provided within their own ass, or pulled from therein.

"I'd ask Fred for help, but he's always such an asshat about it"

by Prom&Lusus April 22, 2009

asstard

A mentally ill donkey

Did you see me riding that asstard a few days ago? it nearly ran into a tree!

by Allie December 29, 2003

asstastic

something that is fantastic (usually referring towards the buttox area).

That girl is lookin' asstastic today!

by hallelujiah March 22, 2010