assume

take for granted

When you assume you make an ass out of justin

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

assumpstitorius

to make assumptions without knowing the entire story.

person #1: and so we went out and then..
person #2: you guys so had sex
person #1: eww, NO! you are so assumpstitorius, jeez.

by sierraxcatherine August 16, 2008

Assumist

Its a person who always assumes somethimg and everything.

"Rachel is such an Assumist. "
"I swear she is always assuming things. She is such an Assumist."

by A.r.r.e.i.s January 10, 2019

Assume

To take a belief or identity or bit of information, whether it's false or fact.

No, he doesn't want you to treat him like a conquering hero if that's not who you really think the guy is. He would rather you let him know what you really think of him without the false optimism, that way he can let you know what he really thinks of you. You'll never know if he can actually handle what you say or do until after you grow the pair of balls you will need to say or do it directly, otherwise you'll have to assume you made him overthink.

by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021

Assumptions

Euclidean reasoning.

Hym "If by 'making assumptions' you mean assuming intuitively appealing axioms and deducing propositions from these, then, yes. And, yes, I have noticed that he has been substantiating these propositions (which is tight). Muh brains is fucking huge dawg. That's where all the pressure comes from. It's just muh big ole grey matter bulging out of my brain cage. Like some too tight jeans trying to contain a fat boner. I going to have to go out and buy a wheelbarrow pretty soon just to carry this motherfucker around."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2022

chronic assumption neurosis

The belief that because one thinks a certain thought often, or in worst-case scenario, more than once, that this thought is then absolutely true.

The think tank moved its office without telling her because her chronic assumption neurosis had become so irritating.

by Teech2 October 1, 2009

TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience

A calm yet serious way to say-"FAAFO-fuck around and find out"

Joe told the stranger "You aren't strong enough to take on my friends and I".
Stranger replied " TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience."

by EllisJ September 8, 2021