Assitarien

A Assitarien is a male or female, who is on a strict diet of only eating ass.

Did you hear that Jim has decided to become a Assitarien, because Monica's pussy was so bad?

by TheCouplesFeed July 1, 2016

asscited

(adj.) Stirred emotionally to get some action.

Usually used before mattress mambo.

Bro 1: Hey bro, I saw you with that chick last night.

Bro 2: Bro, which one?

Bro 1: The blonde one bro, you gettin' some?

Bro 2: Yeah, i'm asscited.

by Gieaa July 29, 2009

Assetricks and Knobelix

Stimulating your anus while gracefully delivering a blowjob to your partner and just before he blows, you pull away, take your finger out your ass and stick it up his nose so that he ejaculates with the smell of your shit in his nostril. He will be disgusted and pleasured at the same time... for the more experienced sexual adventurer.

Hey, I did an Assetricks and Knobelix on my bf last night. He said it shook his very foundation.

by SmuttyBoobs November 22, 2009

Assidient

Assidient (ass-i-dient)

The word "accident" spelt by a 5 year old, or by a 15 year old that cant spell (mentally challenged). So obviously the person who spells the words accident as assidient is an assidient, correction accident.

The tradic fruit assidient, by gorg

by Greatadrian April 4, 2011

Assieh

Assieh is a Persian name, originating from the wife of the Pharoah of Egypt who educated Moses. She was considered one of the greatest beauties of her time.

"Assieh educated Moses."

by littlemisspersia November 28, 2011

Askitude

The act of asking a question with the predetermined expectation of receiving a negative or undesired answer or response.

Pete asked if Dajha could have a ChocoTaco. I told him yes but next time don't ask me with all that askitude!!!!

by MommyOfEight May 19, 2013

Assiah

Assiah is a guy who will stick by your side even at your most frustrating times. He will always be there to make you laugh and smile and will go to the ends of the earth to make you feel special. He is an extremely hard worker and puts his all into everything he does. He is one of the smartest people you know but often doesn’t believe in himself like those closest to him do. Assiah is the type of person you can call anytime even in the middle of the night and he will be there to help. He is strong, handsome, and excels in everything he puts his mind too. He has an amazing physique to match all of his amazing personal qualities and will never let you down. Assiah is a one in a million kind of person who is often taken for granted by family and friends but he will not let that affect his ability to be your shoulder when you need it.

Assiah is the best friend I could ever ask for.

by jesselorraine December 1, 2017