assistive technology

Anything to help for ones pleasure.
Examples for assistive technology would be girls, guys, animals and machines.
by Josh mcalister December 09, 2008
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Cardiovascular Assistant I

Otherwise known as a TA, a comical and tardy individual who’s consistently only productive on Thursdays.
This damn CardioVascular Assistant I (TA)never gets any linen.
by Pavss May 22, 2018
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if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked
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duty assistant

A person employed by a shopping complex who (according to management) only walk around the centre doing nothing else but talking to retailers, walking around in pairs and moaning about the higher management because they want their staff to become uniform and robotic. They are often unkempt with manly beards and/or eccentric hair styles.
There goes that duty assistant talking to the ice cream stand staff again, he/she has been for 20 seconds and that's far too long. Why are we employing these people?
by Subarashí March 01, 2015
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my gym assistant

An innovative company that offers advanced software and electronic system solutions for Sports and Health centers.
My Gym Assistant is an innovative company that offers advanced software and electronic system solutions for Sports and Health centers.
by mcelikx November 22, 2021
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hole assist

When your dick can't handle anymore asshole so you gotta tag your friend in for help to finish the job.
This dude wants to keep fucking but I have a limp dick. Can I get a hole assist?
by CorgiFarts June 04, 2017
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Lift Assistance

The assistance of urination into a bottle when trapped in a lift . One helpful fellow lends a hand to another who has broken both wrists in a freak accident and doesn't want to piss on his already stained and tired work trousers in the glass lift for everyone to see.
Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for nearly 30 seconds when Matt declared he needed to answer natures call. Andrey herocially offered to hold Matt's member whilst matt relived himself into a nearly empty, well known sparkling orange drink. After they were rescued from the lift 4 minutes later, Matt thanked Andrey for the 'lift assistance' and drank the contents of the bottle as a thank you.
by RNGF May 29, 2018
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