Assface

A retarded insult used by your psycho girlfriend during a phone fight. Often followed by the word "Pig" and 24 hours of arguing/abusive texts/nonsense then hardcore make up sex.

Poor innocent girlfriend - I love you...
Psycho crazy girlfriend - ASSFACE! ASSFACE! ASSFACE!

by hotchinadoll August 4, 2009

assfactor

The counterweight involved in an ugly girl's nice ass. That which offsets buckledness.

She is fucking ugly dog. Ya, but consider the assfactor

by yesme May 6, 2005

asshatard

A UD contributing asshat that hasn't read the rules, can't spell, can't string a group of words together in a coherent fashion and scares the hell out of UD editors who sometimes try to imagine how someone so blatantly moronic can survive.

Yet another asshatard entry was rejected by the UD editors.

by BandV September 6, 2006

asshat

That which refers to Logic

That asshat Logic is a midget

by ilLOGICalFarmer September 21, 2009

ass fat

a butt witch has fat

or

someone who is being very annoying in witch they are being a ass...that is fat

an insult

to girls fighting
B*!Tch
ASS FAT!

by ooogurrl July 11, 2010

assface

An insult reserved by the carton character "Crabby Cakes" on the show Clone High USA

"You've got crabs, ASSFACE!!!"

by Tion the One April 23, 2003

assface

A holy fool. One quite careless, who mocks the proud: through wit, prankery, or subtle action.

"Hey, Bobbert, check out the assface in the store window posing like a mannequin..."

by Hill Y. December 12, 2003