appalachian ambush

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by papajapeto September 11, 2010

Ambush

a play on words denoting an instance where one places a phone call, or sends a text or email, while intoxicated on Ambien.

I chased an Ambien with a Mimosa and then Ambushed Eric with a phone call telling him how much I loved him.

by Crackapleez May 4, 2010

ambulance chaser

Lawyer. 'nuff said.

Oh, that Bonkers Ambulance Chaser!

by Paul Carney September 22, 2003

Ambulance Driver

1. An EMT that doesn't do patient care in the back of the rig. Often found at medical transport companies but sometimes find their way onto a squad, they will show up for their shift incredibly early so as to beat their partner to the dispatch office and be the first one to take the keys. Will proceed to hold a death grip on those keys until the end of the shift, not letting them out of their sight for a single second. Have selective hearing of such words as "it's my turn to drive now", "it's your turn to be in the back" or "How about we switch places on this run?". Will often use such phrases as "Dispatch told me not to let you drive", "I was in the back all day yesterday" or the ever popular "The senior man always drives the rig."

2. What stupid people call EMTs and Paramedics, especially those employed in medical transport.

1. EMT1: Hey, who's your partner today?
EMT2: (Looks at paper) Ummm, I've got Vicky today.
EMT1: (laughs) Have fun, I had her yesterday, she is such an ambulance driver.
EMT2: Awww, damn it!

2. Stupid Girl: So tell me about yourself, what do you do for a living?
EMT Guy: I work for ABC Medical Transport.
Stupid Girl: Oh, like one of those ambulance drivers I see at the hospital?
EMT Guy: No, genius, I'm an EMT, an Emergency Medical Technichan. Working at ABC is just a job until I finish paramedic school and get a real job.
Stupid Girl: Para what?
EMT Guy: Nevermind!

by Jay Dog January 29, 2010

ambush

To call an unknowing third party onto a conference call with no warning.

Those fuckers called me to gang up on me and didn't give me warning it was a conference call. They ambushed me.

by Chosney September 11, 2003

Ambu

A person on the World of Warcraft game who has no skill, sucks at playing their class, enjoys blowing people's mics, and is a super fag.

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by JakeTheNewMute March 7, 2009

ambulance chaser

the natural born enemy of physicians everywhere. a huge reason why healthcare in, for example, Pennsylvania is worse in every manner than in California. a terrible bastardization of the justice system, they hope for a lottery, shotgunning all parties involved in a particular accident in the hopes that one of these days they'll hit the jackpot. this takes away resources from people who have real claims as well as from hospitals/managed-care companies that are forced to charge more.

A: So what do you do for a living?
B: I'm a general surgeon.
A: No way! Wow, so you must make a lot of money!
B: You'd think so. My gross income is about $250K/yr pretax, but end up throwing 50% of it to malpractice insurance.
A: Wow, so doctors aren't really that greedy?
B: Generally not. In fact, if people didn't subscribe to ambulance chasers as important sources of justice, that would bring down my malpractice insurance, allowing me to see more patients while lowering my fees.

by UCLAcrewDude April 22, 2004